What shall we do with the drunken sailors?
Jen here: Sailing days—or sea days—are adventures within themselves. We’ve mentioned many of the on-board organized events. Each evening after the 9:15 entertainment, the cruise director takes the stage and announces the late evening events and the next day’s scheduled events. His playful sarcasm chides us about the abysmal number of people who show up at the late-night dance opportunities, “Come on, folks, tomorrow is a sea day, so why not sleep in tomorrow and join the 6 of us who stay up late? Oh, did I mention that 5 of those 6 are in the live band?” Or, “Hey, folks, where are my Bingo players in the audience?” One person claps. “Yup, she’s the one who comes. One person playing gets all the prizes. Come and join us at noon tomorrow.” The clocks go back two hours as we near Hawaii so his playful announcements are, “Hey, you’ve been so good lately that we’re gonna give you a gift. We’re gonna give you an extra hou...